amazing sunrise

Face Book

 

 

Difference

?Do you know the basic difference between God and Human

God:  gives, gives, gives and 4gives

Human:  gets, gets gets and 4gets

After 8 years

funny school proverbs

 

- Children should be seen and not ... smacked or grounded.

- When the blind leads the blind ... best get out of the way.

- Never underestimate the power of ... termites.

- No news is ... impossible.

- Love all, trust ... me.

- Don’t put off till tomorrow what ... you put on to go to bed.

- None are so blind as ... Stevie Wonder.

- If at first you don’t succeed ... get new batteries.

- People in glass houses shouldn't ... run around naked.

- There’s no fool like ... Uncle Johnny.

Newton

!If Newton had handset

Spider on the computer

Spider on the computer

Q. What was the spider doing on the computer?

                                   A. It was searching the web!
Spiders make webs, like the one you can see on the computer in the picture. The word 'web' is also used to describe the internet or World Wide Web (www).

......!!!

EAST OR WEST ,HOME IS BEST

Ship

iPaid

Exam

exams are there

at the paper u stare

the answer is nowhere

which makes u pull your hair

The teachers make u glare

the grades r not fair

but just like the past 20 yrs

WE DON'T CARE

Punctuation is powerful

:An English professor wrote the words

"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly!

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

 All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

 Punctuation is powerful

?Ancient or Modern

?Which one do you prefer

poem

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Know that the outward form passes away


But the world of reality remains for ever 


? How long will you play at loving the shape of the jug   


Leave the jug; go, seek the water

laziness

Wonderful building

?What's your opinion to live there

Tiredness

!what a brave man He is

?Brave or Carefree

The stages of studying

???Are you addicted

poor philip

The biggest lie

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar  bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher!!!!!

second language

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped  and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."